Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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