best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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