It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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