I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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