so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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