I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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