if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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