Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
