I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Drake has all the answers
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why did my mother make you get naked?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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