i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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