so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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