yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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