i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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