Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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