I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
