sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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