Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Randomize
