I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Bring me that man meat
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
