I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We just shotgunned beers for America
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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