I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize