but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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