whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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