whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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