I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
These tits shall not be calmed
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