he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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