tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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