I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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