My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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