Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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