so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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