All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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