I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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