It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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