Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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