Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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