a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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