Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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