I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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