she was so not down for the gang bang
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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