I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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