We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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