I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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