I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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