shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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