So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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