Duck Duck Cougar?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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