He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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