I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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