im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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