But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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