If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i dont even know how to be here
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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