And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
